ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

diarrhea of the thumb

The same as diarrhea of the mouth except it occurs when a person just can't stop texting useless information. They initially text you with a valid or important text and then it continues text after text and just won't stop. You feel like throwing your phone off a bridge to make it stop.

Normal person - "Joe Thumb just texted me a question. I sure hope his diarrhea of the thumb doesn't flare up or he'll be texting me for hours!"

by rebel4everga April 27, 2010

diarrhea

Tabasco sauce on your anus while you poop

10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea!

by blunted January 25, 2005

diarrhea

The aftermath of eating White Castle.

I got diarrhea from eating White Castle.

by K February 17, 2004

dear diary

The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.

Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.

To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

Diarrhea Dash

The tell-tale, classic run to the bathroom after eating a certain food known to give someone the runs. Usually accompanied by a panicked look and a hand clamped over the mouth.

Jane: Where's Carol?

Kim: Oh, she ate 10 pieces of fudge again, and is doing the Diarrhea Dash.

by fatyardigan August 5, 2010

Diarumpus

Obese, smelly, angry, always right, genies, no problems at all except for the ones listed above

Ross do you know what you are, your diarumpus

by Ross Leonard February 16, 2019