Derby Deeks, The

The Deeks as only The Derby Dinning Center at Kansas State University can instigate
1. Holy dog, I got The Derby Deeks from D-Line, dude!

2. We gotta get back to Hay--I feel The Derby Deeks 'bout to drop!
by Mac March 15, 2003
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Mushroom Derby

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland
Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g
by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 09, 2017
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Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.
"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"
by Mick503 March 29, 2017
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kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
by PeterPoot69 June 27, 2017
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Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first
yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date
by missmary22 October 22, 2018
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derby schools

Der•by; A school with high education and intelligence but is also a school full of fakes

Example: My friend is such a derby school
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The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.
Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!
by fivewide May 06, 2023
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