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Pillsbury Dough Skank

A pale person, whose body resembles that of unbaked sugar cookie dough, that wears revealing clothing
"That Pillsbury Dough Skank needs to put some damn clothes on"
by Luki Li December 9, 2008
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knead my dough

It's the act of giving a man a blow job whilst he is wearing nothing but a loaf of bread and a shirt.
Boy 1: Dude I let her knead my dough last week!
Boy 2: Bro you're lucky
by PotatoKiller21 November 8, 2015
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pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.
He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.
by zakrob April 20, 2007
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Pillsbury dough boy

The cartoony mascot for Pillbury baking products, this little white thing would say he-heeeeeeee when you poke him in the tummy.
"That's about as annoying as the Pillsbury dough boy.
by RCU December 6, 2006
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The yeast dough theory

The yeast dough theory
says, that women are better suited to bouldering than men, because they can do splits like a yeast dough .
You can pull apart a yeast dough and if you make a slit in it, it will rises better.
I am a supporter of the yeast dough theory.
by SythexTwitch January 25, 2021
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cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!
by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015
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Frosted Dough Boy

When you harness your cock with a cock ring and after it becomes swollen and engorged, you cover the cock and balls with pastry icing and let your girl go down and suck that fat old dough boy.
Rachel loves the sweet, mouth filling good time of sucking my frosted dough boy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
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