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Uncontested Divorce

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.
Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.
by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022
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Divorce

What your parents had.
“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”
by chingchongmothertrucker August 25, 2022
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Hialeah divorce

The girl leaves the relationship and the guy (who can't accept living without her) shoots her and himself.
Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived

Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce
by L00kItUp August 25, 2022
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Divorced Mack Daddy

A lesser form of the mack daddy. Divorced mack daddy describes a man who is reliably successful with many women, but only early in the interactions. This means that although he’s talked to many women and has the confidence and charisma to do so, he ultimately never makes it anywhere with them.
I got 25 bitches on my snap and none of them fuck after the first week. I feel like a divorced mack daddy
by snopp doog January 30, 2022
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divorce room

The room you have in your parents' house or elsewhere that you take refuge in when you are having marital problems.
John: I cheated on Kate. She's kicking me out.
Bobby: Damn, bro. Where are you going to stay?
John: No worries, my mom just restocked the fridge and put a comforter on my bed in my divorce room.
by annamaria5290 October 15, 2011
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Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce
Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce
by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018
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Grounds For Divorce

A Cocktail consisting of
Port
Sherry
Wkd blue
Do you want to get a grounds for divorce at the greatest bar in Aberystwyth?, Downies.
by Hansard May 15, 2025
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