dito medio

A more offensive way of say middle finger

Bob: *gives middle finger to Jim*
Jim: *gives Dito Medio to Bob*
Bob: *Dies*

by PEBBLE™️ May 18, 2018

Ditta

Ditta is a loving and kind girl. She is gorgeous and has lots of hidden talent. She is a great friend who will always stick by your side no matter what. She likes to talk and is very funny but very serious.

Friend: Yeah Ditta is my friend, idk what I would do without her.

Friend 2: Yeah same, she is fun to talk to!
Some person: That’s a name?

Friends: Yup.

by happyfly:) December 7, 2021

Diktokking

The act of faking or staging completely unbelievable video content or just insanely stupid behavior to get your coveted "clicks"and waste everyone's time.

did you see that 'outed my gf cheating during baby gender reveal' video? It was a case of rampant diktokking!

"Look at me I fell in the market, I'm a diktokker"

by Kabong64 December 31, 2022

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.

I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

distorno

THE GREATEST RAPPER OF OUR GENERATION

Colored fella: Have you listened to DISTORNO yet?
Guy from Yorkshire: Mate go back to the field

Colored fella: Damn

by eatingbrains2ndbesthobby October 6, 2023

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009

shape distortion

FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!

jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!

jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...

john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...

judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2011