Cumbrella

A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.

Amy: Do you have the protection?

Ben: A cumbrella? Yeah I've already put it on.

by shaez September 19, 2014

cumbrow

When a male is about to cum, you aim for the target's eyebrows. While the male lets his load out, he carefully covers the eyebrow section until it gains symmetrical proportion. It is optional if you want to just draw on one eyebrow.

Male: "You like your cumbrows? Now go to the bathroom and look at it."

by Jien November 13, 2007

Cumderpants

A soiling of the underpants resulting from a wet dream or accident during a lap dance. Common amongst teenage boys.

Bob had a wet dream so his mom had to wash his cumderpants.

by Schillbj April 20, 2009

cumbrew

a large amount of cum. typically acquired by a slut from various amounts of men.

the porn i watched showed a girl making an omelette out of a cumbrew. it was fascinating.

by moonbeamsexypants January 10, 2009

Non-Cuber

A person who does not have the knowledge to solve a Rubik's cube, and is fascinated by cubers.

Person 1: Can I see your cube?
Person 2: No, you non-cuber!

by NonCuberCGU April 7, 2017

Bread crumber

Someone who is leading multiple members of the opposite sex on at the same time so they always have someone there. Either semi-romantically or just to have someone to fuck if someone else falls through. A bread-crumber often makes each one of their hopeful contestants feel special but doesn't give a shit about any of them once they have actually lured one into their bed/arms. Different than a player because they throw out crumbs Hansel and Gretel style and don't waste time trying to keep up multiple actual relationships.

Dammmmn! Chris is such a bread crumber! He got Lisa, Annie, Beth, annnd Stephanie to meet him at the club tonight! I wonder which silly bitch will end up going home with him!

by mariamaria October 11, 2017

Cumberland

Cumberland is in northeastern Rhode Island, and is just a boring town. The Cumberland High School kids are from both north Cumberland and south. The teenagers love smoking pot but think cigs are nasty. They also love to drink alcohol and usually don't get caught. Once you live in cumberland you will probaly never leave. There's nothing good to do there except walk to Cumberland House Of Pizza or aka CHOPs after school or a Clipper football game. Once a Cumberland kid always a Cumberland kid.

Person 1: "What are we doing tonight?"
Person 2: "I don't know it's Cumberland there's nothing to do here!"
Person 1: We can go to that party after the football game, I heard there's a keg and lots of pot!"
Person 2: "Good idea, we will walk to CHOPs after, and meet up with all the football players.

by 321blankpagesarealoadedgun October 27, 2009