A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
Get the Cough Birdmug. The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
by ryan_splash_4273 April 26, 2017
Get the Splash Coughmug. During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.
by Halc March 4, 2014
Get the Clam coughmug. by Lillygw December 15, 2021
Get the buffalo coughmug. When you're giving head with a cough drop in your mouth, and your partner suddenly shoves your head down so deep that the cough drop gets completely pushed down your throat by his dick.
Example: Susie: *coughing* / Grant: "Are you ok??" / Susie: *more coughing* "Ya, you just cough-dropped me again. *clearing throat* "ok, i'm all good." / Grant: "Then get back down and finish the job." / Susie: "My pleasure."
by ShibaSansFriends August 6, 2016
Get the cough-droppedmug. by Alfnz April 13, 2011
Get the Toe Coughmug. by anonymous May 1, 2022
Get the Cough-Yewmug.