Chonga

Jamie Lee Curtis's sexual reproductive organ. It is a combination of both a penis and a vagina. To be more specific it is a penis with no head, hollowed out. Both men and women can do somebody with a chonga.

Random Person: OMG you don't have a vagina!
Jamie Lee Curtis: That's because I have a chonga!

by LORD DONGALOAD February 26, 2013

coontaka

a females nasty snatch, female privatesVAGINA an unclean, sanitation smelling , undouched snatch

Hey Homes, don't ever set me up with that bitch again, she got a coontaka out of this world!!

Regina, I know you was with my little shorty on the block, you need to wash your coontaka before I hit it.

by anoni mus March 18, 2005

coonjab

noun: a derogatory term for an Indian with overly "hip/hop" mannerisms. The word is very similar to the connotation of "whigger."

Coonjab is a combination of the derogatory term "coon," and punjabi (pronounced poonjabi), which is the largest ethnic group in India.

Man, did you see that Indian guy's grill? he is such a coonjab.

coon koon

by vartan vartanian May 31, 2009

The Coogan 1-2

You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.

I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.

by coogan crew May 2, 2006

coontastic

1. A person, place, or action that from a distance don't look urban related, or at the most seem slightly urban affiliated but close up are more ghetto than a malt liquor store. Not to be confused with wiggers, posers, or any other word for people who are obviously not from a lower class upbringing. i.e. The caucasian you know who says nigga freely with no consequence or hesitation because he comes from a black family or has his stripes and straight up doesn't give a fuck like most hood niggas.

2. Also used in a dergatory sense to people who used to be at least somewhat ghetto but have come up in the world. Yet they still try their hardest to maintain they are still "Hood" for absolutley no reason at all.

1. Bobby: "Whats good my niggs...I'm about to cop a dutch and steal the cable from dude downstairs...you down my nigga?"
Tyreke: "Yeah i got you man....damn Bobby...if we didn't grow up in the same hood id swear you were black or something over the phone..your so coontastic."

Bobby: "Real talk nigga...I'm black by popular demand...you smell me? I just doos what i does. Some people think i'm puerto rican or something"

2. Leroy: "Nigga i'm G'd Up from the Feet Up. I'm straight hood all day everyday."
Riley: "We've lived in the hills for over 8 years and we went to catholic school. You speak better than the teachers in our old neighborhood. Stop being Coontastic. Your not impressing anyone."

by Kamau A. November 25, 2007

conga line

Where a group of males (usually two or more) stand at adjacent urianls, and hold hands whilst at least one is peeing. There can be as many guys standing in a conga line, there can even be more than there are urinals, only one of them has to be peeing for it to be a conga line.

Pronounced CONE GAH LINE

*man walks into room, and see's two other guys, standing at adjacent urinals. they arent having a conga line, but the man decides he wants to have one*
Man: HEY! CONGA LINE! You guys got room for a third?!

by Aika December 28, 2005

coontastic

When you look out on your porch and see 4 or more raccoons eating your pet food.

Honey come look, it's coontastic.

by trekguy75 November 10, 2010