cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)

My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.

by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010

Cookie Crusher

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.

Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!

by T Rod August 27, 2004

Cookie Trap

An enticing female perceived by older men to appear to be of age. However, she is merely a pre-adolescent who is essentially luring in pedophiles. The origin of this definition arises from the NBC show "To Catch a Predator" where Chris Hansen and his team identify potential predators and distract them with a last false sense of sweetness using freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

Jandro: Hey Saggy, how's tutoring going?
Saggy: Good, there's this one girl that's really cute.
Jandro: You better watch out, she might be a cookie trap. That's a least 15+ years son...

by Keswick Institute May 21, 2011

lung cookie

A semi hard saucer shaped gob of phlegm that one can project due to its mass.

I coughed up a lung cookie and shot it across the room.

by michoo and schmoo March 12, 2005

ookie cookie

step 1) place cookie on table
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats the spooged cookie

see also circle jerk

Hey frat brothers, lets play ookie cookie to bond!

by Getz December 23, 2003

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

water-cookie

An ice cube, usually just to snack on or used to chew after the beverage is gone.

Ice chips

It was a hot day outside, so after I fished my coke I just ate the rest of my water-cookies.

by such a bro October 29, 2012