dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006

coodva

Means 'Old Whore" in Yugoslavian.

A 69 year old prostitute could be considered a coodva.

by ESOH April 25, 2006

Let me cook

To butt out or mind ones buisness. Let someone be them.

person 1: why are you still talking to that boy?
person 2: he’s cute let me cook!

by cuntexuder56 February 23, 2023

cook up

preparing a syringe with heroin or other injectible drug

Her baby died so I cooked her up a hit but only after I got mine; that went without saying.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

Dane Cook

comedian that people either love or hate

1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!

by kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk July 28, 2010

COODER BROWN

Drunk beyond recognition

Yo son, I was drunker than Cooder Brown

by Deel Maker September 15, 2008

cockdracula

a nightwalker who feeds on cocks and dicks like blood to survive. he will stalk your cock for nights on end to fullfill his insatiable urge to suck and fuck your cock off.

" Rodney was slain by cockdracula."

by hotrod handjob March 21, 2008