constipootion

the random poop you get while being constipated.

I had a really weird constipootion back there in the bathroom.

by paddymac1 April 17, 2011

costimation

Estimation of cost.

Can I have a costimation on the proposed work.

by CoopzUK September 8, 2011

constitutionality

If something lives up to The Constitution (the supreme law of the United States).

The Judicial Branch ensures the constitutionality of the law.

by Morten den Glatte December 19, 2018

Constitutional Columbine

The liberal tactic of bringing a gun to school to win friends and influence people.

Did you see the late night comedy show last night it was a real constitutional columbine.

by Devontree September 30, 2021

Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.

“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”

by bustapost October 14, 2023

living Constitution

A phenology in which the executive office is the judiciary.

The living Constitution is a paradigm in which the President is self-critical (jurist-in-chief) and physically embodies the letter of the Constitution.

"Living" law.

by metawave January 24, 2019

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982

The mandatory followed guide to law enforcement followed by none in Canada and triangulating once again on the little boys locked in the Westwood public school storage rooms with toothbrush holder hernias

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts

by Cody5050 February 22, 2022