Congragifuckalations

This is the congratulations in cuntish.

Congragifuckalations you're a cunt!

by Erin24 June 18, 2017

Congratularium

When someone is bragging publicly about shit that ostensibly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of life on Earth.

I had lunch at my favorite Thai place downtown today. When I was leaving the owner said: "I never see you anymore."
I replied that I had taken a great new job closer to home. During this exchange, a homeless woman entered the establishment looking for something. Hope, maybe? Food?
She heard what I had just said and she looked me in the eye and she blurted out: "Congratularium!"

by reggieisums May 8, 2018

congrach

Congratulations + Ouch! You are happy for the person but they are also in pain. Usually Lee will say Congrach and try to play it off like he meant to say congratulations, but he really wishes that you won first place rather than 3rd in the foot race. Go get ‘em! Better luck next time! Congrach!

Congrach on your run. You didn’t win 1st, but you got 3rd.

by Redpandaspiritanimal June 5, 2018

Congraduation

Congratulating someone on graduating.

Congraduation! Now you are off to college!

by JacobajJ June 22, 2018

Congratsfuckingulations

Is to be extremely excited for someone’s achievement. At times congratulations or just congrats isn’t enough excitement and fuckyeah won’t do the trick.

Congratsfuckingulations on your test man, I knew you could do it!

by 184mesheSt. March 4, 2019

Congratuhated

Sarcastically congratulating someone’s accomplishment because you hate that they did something, likely because you couldn’t pull it off yourself.

Mike congratuhated Jim for setting a new personal best in bench press.

by AFKeeker March 25, 2019

congratudolences

When something is good happens..but has a downside.

Kevin: "Well, my mini retirement is over. I just got a job"

Karen: "congratudolences! At least you had some fun while it lasted"

by bobothedogboy May 31, 2019