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Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.
My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!
by THOBRO August 19, 2013
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confukted

1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.
"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."
by Second Michael May 29, 2007
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Confrusted

This homework made me confrusted.
by shyyyy June 11, 2013
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Confudled

When your really confused
I’m so confudled
by Lollipop lollipop ooo la la la February 1, 2018
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confissed

I am now confissed.
by A110 June 22, 2021
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confusted

now im confusted
im confused and confusted
by bacchus July 26, 2004
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Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.
1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!
by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009
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