College Decruiter 

An employee of a university who tries to talk someone out of enrolling at the university.

Decruiter: Looking at your high school GPA, you might want to consider going to trade school.

Prospective College Student: Man, I've just been dissed by a College Decruiter!

College Decruiter by Academic Adviser October 17, 2010

College Wealth 

The act of receiving financial aid money and grants from the college or university you go to and spending it on stuff other than school.

Joe: Tim, Do you want to go the the bar tonight?
Tim : Sure With Who?
Joe: Me and Dj
Tim: I thought Dj was poor?
Joe: Nahh, Hes got that College Wealth now.

College Wealth by Blackjoebama January 27, 2013

College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work 

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

college fag

Someone who tries excessively hard to get into college, like loading up on APs, extracurriculars, and gearing everything they do freshmen year onwards towards their college apps.

Chan: Oh man look at Vak, he's taking so many APs.
Roan: I know right! What a college fag!

college fag by krohaaan November 24, 2016

College Confidential 

A "college help forum" that breeds elite nerd factions. Everyone wants to know their "chances" of getting into a certain Ivy school, but everyone knows that if you don't have an inspiring life story you can't get in in the first place.

Another day at College Confidential...
Thread title: Chances

iluvphysics: Hey everyone, I want to know my chances of getting into the University of Chicago. Someone please tell me if these are remotely good enough?

Caucasian male, 5.1 GPA Freshman year
5.2 GPA Sophomore year
5.5 GPA Junior year
(weighted with extra summer classes)
2400 on the SAT, 36 on the ACT (re-took them 6 times)
President of Debate Club, French NHS, Science NHS, National Honor Society, Class Vice President, Treasurer for Spanish NHS, Art NHS,
Member of almost every club at school
Did Basketball, Tennis, and Track all four years, winning excessive awards and breaking more records than I have fingers,
Worked 3 jobs and was promoted my Senior year to leadership positions in all of them,
Recieved the Governor's Teen Award
Mayor's Top 10 award
National Merit Scholar
And numerous other academic awards,
Did 5000+ hours of community service,
Won the National Physics Bowl championship 4 years in a row

So will somebody PLEASE tell me if I have the FAINTEST chance of MAYBE getting in?

gradezarecool: I think you have a very strong chance of getting in, just like me.
mathdude101: And me!
SocratesSquared: Me, too. We'll all get in.

Thread title: Chances
chucknorris51: Hey guys, I want to get into the University of Chicago. Can someone help me out?
White dude from Colorado,
3.85 GPA Freshman year
3.65 GPA Sophomore year
4.06 GPA Junior year
(all weighted)
Did 70 hours of community service
Played tennis on JV for 3 years
Member of Gaming Club, French NHS, Science NHS
Got a 30 on my ACT
Worked a paper route for 4 years

Thanks
gradezarecool: YOU HAVE NO AWARDS?? No chance of getting in. You need at least a 36 on the ACT to even qualify.
mathdude101: OMG, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Not a chance. How could you even think of qualifying?
SocratesSquared: Wow, you're really stupid.
chucknorris51: Well, I did survive arm cancer when I was 4 years old and have been recovering all my life, even learning to play the guitar and tennis. What sets you guys apart?
gradezarecool: My extracurriculars.
mathdude101: My extracurriculars.
SocratesSquared: My extracurriculars.
chucknorris51: I see. So you really think I have no chance?
gradezarecool: NO CHANCE!!
mathdude101: NO WAY!!
SocratesSquared: I HAVE A TINY PENIS!! I mean, NO WAY!!
chucknorris51: Hah. Retards.

College Confidential by SPDR January 5, 2009

college degrees 

There are three major college degrees one can achieve: B.S., M.S., and PhD. These initials stand for the following-

B.S.-bullshit
M.S.-more shit
PhD.-piled higher and deeper

class dismissed.

mick: hey, the new engineer's specs are all out of whack!! we'll never get this thing built with these numbers!!
rick: well, buddy, you've just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of B.S., M.S., and PhD.
dick: yeah, we all know that, butthead!
rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullshit, more shit, and piled higher and deeper!!!
everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder

college degrees by earpuller June 22, 2006

college crack 

Adderall. It's a pharmaceutical amphetamine prescribed to people with attention deficit disorder. It is also abused by people without attention deficit disorder as a performance enhancer. It is often abused by college students to study vigorously for extended periods of time.

Dude, I sold my entire script of Adderall on campus in one day.
Yeah that stuff is college crack.

college crack by andykirby86 February 1, 2007