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cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.
He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me
by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018
mugGet the cockblockmug.

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
mugGet the Cockblocked by Kobemug.

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention
Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
by Niggalini March 31, 2022
mugGet the Cockblocked by your petmug.

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.
PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013
mugGet the Cockblock Tomahawkmug.

Cockblock

Jack Hobby is a cockblock.
by mufc2013 April 6, 2020
mugGet the Cockblockmug.

Cockblock

The character ai filter = cockblock
by Gxth1c.Kai January 4, 2024
mugGet the Cockblockmug.

CockBlock

Christan is such a CockBlock
by asdfvghjkl May 21, 2018
mugGet the CockBlockmug.

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