vomiting cobra 

An erect penis about to spit its venom

that jordan lass absolutely thrives on vomiting cobra

vomiting cobra by deejaygee February 21, 2007

Spitting Cobra 

After you successfully jerkoff in a public area (such as class), you then proceed to:
take the jizz that is in your hand,
pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,
launch the semen (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone's eye.
If it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell
SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!

After Sler jerked off Karl in class, he took the semen that was in his hand, threw it at the dish, blinded her, and then stood up and exclaimed SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!

Spitting Cobra by Lunch Box, aka, LB April 15, 2006

Thisty Cobra

When taking a shit. Your turd wraps all around the toilet like a coiled snake and pokes out of the water.

Man after that Mexican food last night I layed a thisty cobra in my toilet.

Thisty Cobra by Barry Mahawginya February 8, 2008

King Cobra 

A brand of Malt Liquor produced by Anheuser-Busch particularly being in forty ounce bottles. Very inexpensive and smooth tasting.

Hey grab me one of those forties...Yeah, the King Cobra...

King Cobra by Jeffrey M. April 16, 2006

Fat Cobra

The name of an adult video store in Portland, Oregon. It is known for its abundance of gloryholes in its arcade booths.

I'm gonna head down to Fat Cobra to watch some porn and get a blowjob.

Fat Cobra by Dexaw October 20, 2007

Blunt Cobra 

the best rapper of all time he will blow you away with his rapper lyrics especially when he says

"your hella fat just like your crew
cause you eating honey like you winne the pooh"
he also gets every girl to ever see him and does not take prisoners he is often also referred as lgreezzy, the notorious small, and Loganthelegend

blunt cobra is my supreme ruler

Blunt Cobra by LGREEZZY March 25, 2017

Hooded Cobra 

1. Another slang term for an uncircumcized penis. Also known as Anteater or Ramos

Jane: Johnny your hooded cobra is so gross. I won't suck you off.

Johnny: I don't care. I have an uncircumcized penis and I am proud

Hooded Cobra by Honkey March 30, 2004