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Santa Clause

An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.

Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.
God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.

That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.
by Cheergurl07 November 20, 2006
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santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping
Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face
by Jay2103 February 11, 2008
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skeech-clause

An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work. Borrows stuff without the intention of giving back.
"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

"That dam skeech took my shit last week, I aint seen it since!"
by Cooter T. Bass October 22, 2008
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mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs
Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause
by R9ckruff December 4, 2017
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claustrophobic

A valley girl's word to describe a small space that could agitate a person who suffers from claustrophobia: fear of small spaces.
"Daddy I can't get this car for my birthday, it's like claustrophobic!"

"There were so many boys in that grind line it was claustrophobic."
by ThisPseudonymIsClaustrophobic October 18, 2008
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ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren January 12, 2009
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claustropeadic

A situation where you find yourself in a very small space, i.e an elavator, or a thin gangway/stairwell, with a pervert or a peadophile present. :) usually a very uncomfortable situation, as 9 times out of 10, the perv has his phalus dangling through his fly. (maybe with a child) :( bad times.
Man1: (gets in lift with a baby boy in pram)
Man2: 'oh how sweet. how old is he?'
Man1: 'erm... im not entirely sure, cos you see, he's not mine. if i was to take a guess i'd say, about 3, 4 something like that. just right for me.' (smiles at man 2, then looks at baby, and smiles even more.)
Man2: (Realises that the other mans penis is hanging out. He then starts to feel VERY claustropeadic, and gets of at the next floor.)
by DontJudgeYouKnowItsTrue November 4, 2009
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