Two-Pump Chump

1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!

haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump

by The Twin December 28, 2009

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YA BIG CHUMP

Lol word

John:Hey

Fred:Hi

John: HI YA BIG CHUMP!

by BOI BOI May 16, 2019

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ya big chump

Epic word boi

John:hi

Fred:hi...

John:huh?

Fred: Hi ya big chump!!!!

by BOI BOI May 16, 2019

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One Dump Chump

A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.

My husband takes forever to bust a nut but once he does he's a One Dump Chump.

by janessa107 April 30, 2017

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punk-ass chump

A bully, frat boy type with no redeeming qualities.

George W. Bush is a punk-ass chump.

by It's all rigged June 19, 2006

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2 Pump Chump

When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting

Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase

Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks

by Rca1021 February 03, 2020

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3 pump chump

a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts

Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.

by lysergia June 12, 2012

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