cheesecake

A Cake Made Of Cheese

A Cake Made Of Cheese? No... I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick

by Stevie G January 27, 2004

Cheesecake

"Cheesecake!" is a way to say "Jesus!" without blaspheming.

"Uh-oh, I think you locked your keys in the car."

"Cheesecake!"

by Treighz January 23, 2008

Cheesecake

A derogatory term for someone whom you believe to be a Cunt.

Gideon, why did you touch my sister you cheesecake?

What a fucking cheesecake!

by The Real Face March 9, 2009

cheesecake

my favourite 'alternative insult' used in company that you dont like to swear around. (elderly relatives, strict teachers, friends who fear the 4-letter words mentioning no names ALFIE)
also someone who is really cheesy.

ya cheesecake!
busted are complete cheesecakes.

by goo December 6, 2004

cheesecake

oral sex
(usualy being performed ON a girl)

"I got some really good cheesecake this weekend"

by Sensual Amber October 12, 2006

upside down cheesecake

when the female is upside down on a step-stool inside a walk-in freezer, you punch her six times in the ovaries. This prompts quite the amount of blood, infertile eggs, and urine to be released. The male then puts his face into the upside down vagina and squeezes and sucks out the juices, thus becoming a mixture to revered.

The store GM insisted on performing the upside down cheesecake to all new female employees. He is a monster

by JewHammer June 1, 2009

Cheesecake

My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...

A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.

The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.

"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"

"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."

by Prem Shah September 20, 2006