off the chain

(1) (Adj.) a great deal of fun
(2) (Adj.) very attractive

(1) Wow Mike, this party has punch and cake and everything! It's really OFF THE CHAIN!
(2) That girl has a nice rack. She is OFF THE CHAIN.

by Smoove B. August 21, 2003

velvet chainsaw

the act of sexing a girl in the rear end using your velvet sheets as condom (sometimes substituted with silk sheets)

On the third day, 'Top sheet' Buchmeier gave a velvet chainsaw to white women everywhere and it was good.

by susentious June 24, 2007

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.

1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.

"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"

by Eric.. July 1, 2005

pissed off chain saw

Coffee can mufflers that are on the Honda Racers. Sounds like they are doing Mach II but they are in 1st gear going 8 mph.

"Did you hear that pissed off chain saw? o'wait it was Honda Civic."

by bassman January 23, 2004

Chain Text

Those annoying text messages you receive that are just like chain letters. They are not true and they just waste your time. These things should never be forwarded. If you really are friends with someone, don't bother them with this useless crap. These are most annoying to the folks who don't have unlimited texting plans.

An example Chain Text:

Someone is planning to ask u a very big question tonight if u don't forward to ten people they will backoff forever.

by CW2cJ September 14, 2009

fast food chain

A piece of metal you put in fast food to make it heavier and, thus, easier to catch.

It took 3 fast food chains to stop the damn hamburger!

by Journas October 17, 2003