Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.

Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.

by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

Cutified

transitive verb.//past tense.

1. a : to elevate to a level of cuteness beyond a person's base level of being cute

b : as applied, almost exclusively, to persons named Sara.

2. : Adorable

Person A: "Hey, where's Sara?"

Person B: "Oh, she's up stairs getting cutified for one of her Plenty of Fish selfies."

by toseawildthing November 21, 2015

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

Candified

A male that is not athletic, strong, brave or assertive. Has feminine traits.

Jack is so candified, he will not even go on the Merry-go-round.

by doll864 September 21, 2016

Cuntified

What they did to trucks in this country to make them soft and more feminine friendly.

"What had happened to the All American pickup truck...it has been fucking cuntified."

by Saxy_Pupper January 8, 2017

certified tikybo

That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.

Certified Tikybo is too nice

by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018