Creditless

Opposite of credible, someone unable to be believed or unreasonable to trust

“Grimm said Zombie Man got rover level guns? He’s creditless as fuck”

by Josias793 January 30, 2022

Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.

Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013

sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.

"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."

by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015

Take Credit

To take credit means to accept honor for an achievement. The implication is that the honor is not deserved. Someone might take credit for inventing something.

Person A: Yo bro, thanks for turning the bully down.
Person B: It's okay bruv, not a big deal.
Person A: You probably should take credit for doing that.

by Negligible Dude May 13, 2021

Mommy’s credit card

A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.

Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...

by TrashCompactor69 October 23, 2019

roll credits

After giving a great insult that totally makes your friend speechless you slap him with "Roll Credits" meaning that it's over, the audience is leaving and nothing else can be said. It would also be proper to use your hands to demonstrate the rolling of the credits on a screen.

This is also proper to use to term the ending of anything: a night out, a pickup game, or even a relationship"

"Yeah well you're ho is ginormous" "Roll Credits"

"We just rolled credits on y'all"

"It's over, Roll credits"

"I gotta roll credits on this, gotta an early meeting"

by janorman December 9, 2008

Credit Card terrorism

Credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the American consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion.

Credit Card Terrorism

1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.

2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).

3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).

4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?

5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.

6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.

by J. Martin 1 September 18, 2009