Cheng Li 

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"

Cheng Li by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019

ray chen 

Ray Chen is someone who plays the viola.

I am a Ray Chen.

ray chen by The Real Ray Chen July 2, 2020

Dick Cheney 

Dick Cheney

(np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the penguin, Jaba The Hut.)

1) 46th ‘Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense. Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. Bush. (see Blackadder III and Prince George IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet.

Synonyms.
-(Harry Potter): A Goblin. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with money.

-(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine) A Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See George W Bush).

v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally ejaculate in a woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally ‘shoot’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a pearl necklace.

v. to pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service draft in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove. See chickenhawk.)

3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and Deliverance}.) -to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by knocking up a [woman.

"Bill Clinton is famous for giving Monica Lewinsky a dick cheney so spectacularly messy that Congress felt he should be impeached for it."

“My rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended college. So, I pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”

Dick Cheney by parisofpriam March 14, 2006

chengguan 

chengguan:noun,verb and adjective.
Noun.It's a special kind of weapon of massive destruction created by the gov of China. Mainly, it is used in local streets. Its major targets are peddlers and hawkers. No matter when and how many hawkers just show up in the streets, chengguan will attact them as soon as you could ever imagine and make a disastrous battlefield with multiple kinds of damage. Usually it is used only against Chinese. The creator claims it's gonna be the final solution for ultimate world peace.
Verb. Also it can be used to curse or just to show brutal hostility.
Adj-ed.People usually use it to describe streets or people hurted by disasters.

Noun. Chinese gov claims that chengguan won't be used in international conflicts unless for the reason of defend.
Verb. I swear I'm gonna chengguan you and I'm gonna chengguan the crap out of you.
Adj. Dude, you look terribly chengguaned, somebody just chengguaned you?

chengguan by Nacongnagedashen May 18, 2009

Dick Cheney 

the coldest motherfucker you'll ever meet.

Woman in passenger seat of car: Honey... Is that Dick Cheney over there?

Man driving car: Roll up the windows, dear.

Dick Cheney by McShane September 20, 2009

Dick Cheney 

The "Vice" President of The United States. Former CEO of Haliburton. Did $23.8 million of business with Iraq before becoming "Vice" President and proceeding to attack Iraq over nonexistant Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Dick Cheney by NGX August 21, 2003

dick cheney 

To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun.

Somebody needs to Dick Cheney the vice president for W.

dick cheney by DFlame April 9, 2008