boobie/bootie-bargaining

Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.

College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.

by QuacksO December 7, 2011

Oakland raiders barge

When I have sex with my girlfriend and like 10 or 12 of my friends bash through the wall in a pirate ship dressed as Oakland Raiders fans and pirates and then they beat the shit out of my girlfriend

Yo want to go Oakland Raiders barge Justin's girlfriend? booty

by Wwwiss April 30, 2014

bargle

To use a smartphone to resolve the factual matter of a subject under debate while out at a bar with friends. From "bar" and "google" via "bargain".

If bargling shows you are wrong, you have been iPwned.

Barney: "England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"

Wade: "Pitt the Elder!"

Lenny: "Hold on, let me bargle for who had the more salutary effect on British foreign policy and domestic weal."

by mrflip November 16, 2009

collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

Thames barge

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.

Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."

by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006

Sex Barge

A craft (e.g. a narrowboat) used for travelling on waterways that also doubles as host for sexual parties, including orgies

Curly: What's that moored outside the Soar Point?
Bean: Oh its the Sex Barge.

by James Dixon December 20, 2006

Bargus

Used to describe something you incredibly dislike or hate. It is used in the same way has crap but is not another word for poop. it is a noun in that you dont describe someone or something you call it bargus. Calling something bargus shows that the idea or thing is incredibly stupid and should not exist or be done.

Thats bargus, why do we have extra homework.

by Argus Bargus May 28, 2014