Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

a-spot buffer

the government blocking the path to the a-spot buffer to make vaginal intercourse more satisfying for the female.

The adult actress had an a-spot buffer when she had a scene at a public space.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Buffer

The Plural of Buff

“That Guy in the gym is way Buffer than me

by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019

scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.

Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.

by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005

behavior buffer

A strategy teachers done by teachers to correct bad behavior from students. This is done by placing badly behaved students around good or quiet students in hopes that the bad student will learn from the good student how to be good.

“I can’t believe my seat got moved next to Jacob”

“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”

by That’s crazyyyyy January 3, 2024

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.

I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.

by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024