Boofection

Serious progression of an untreated minor scrape or injury, usually gone unnoticed due to various states of inebriation or impairment...for instance while fleeing after getting drunk and getting hit on by an overly friendly male prostitute who looks deceptively female

OH! Now I remember, your leg :-\
I think you cut it and it got a boo boo: You were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.

Don't remind me! I was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on Boofection!

by genxsync October 23, 2012

boofel

Is a big legend, who enjoys memes a little too much and is bad at games. Boofel also suffers from anxiety around girls.

Lewis: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Tom: "Yeah, what about him?"
Lewis: "He's a right boofel, I was talking to him last night on teamspeak. Funny guy but bad at games"

by Doggor May 2, 2018

Booked

You like someone else. You're already taken or interested in someone else.

1st person: "The boy is so cute over there". 2nd person: "I'm already booked!"

by alliyahr May 8, 2019

Boofer

a loud, bassy, and tumultuous fart

The entire meeting came to an abrupt halt when Clarence unleashed an unexpected boofer.

by jermls October 31, 2020

Boofetta

A chick that smokes others whole bowl and stem when theyre not paying attention.

Brook: puff puff puffin away while everyone else is high already and talking away.

Anthony: Yo Jack Brook is being Boofetta over there on your shit.
Brandy: hey boofetta quit being a bowlgart!

by LilWicked4U December 14, 2020

Boofer

Someone that sells straight up boof. Another word for scammer.

Gary: Yo did you get the shit?
Deuce: Yea, but he gave me dirt bro
Gary: Wow what a fuckin Boofer

by FERRA NLG April 7, 2021

Boffed

To accept or offer an invitation to a “faye”
And then subsequently be cancelled as said “faye” has had a better offer. Thus better offer faye.

Faye invited Jamie, Alex and Marco over for drinkies, but then cancelled. A few days later she forget she had done so and told them she went out with her real friends…
They had been boffed.

by “Realdeal” June 28, 2021