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rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.
"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"
by the chade December 27, 2011
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F Blocked

The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.

Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.
Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.

When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.
by Spanky Data Doctors February 16, 2012
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Bing Blocked

A web site that uses Bing as its default search engine causing you to open google seperately then having to re search the item.
I get bing blocked everytime I am on MSN and want to search something that is in one of thier articals.
by Mav7795 October 27, 2012
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choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013
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middle blocker

A volleyball position normally filled by the tallest player with the highest jump. Their job is to block and hit at the net. When back row, they are normally subbed for a libero or defensive specialist. Examples: David Lee, Maxwell Holt
Man, that middle blocker can really pound the back one
by RuffneckRaven April 3, 2015
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Caca blocked

Never take a date to Taco Bell unless you wanna get "caca blocked"

She said was down for the A but she coca blocked me
by Vicious vagina October 12, 2017
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Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.
Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.
by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021
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