bimbonetics

bimbonetics (bim boh net iks) NOUN. The science or manufacture of artificially stupid women.

My God, are all the Ford girls that dumb? Their dad must be doctor of bimbonetics.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

bimbo eruption

When your ex-girlfriends start surfacing in ways that really screw up your life.

In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."

by Bickle of Xi'an September 23, 2012

bimbophone

A cell phone that may look good, but lacks the abilities that a smartphone boasts ( such as the presence of apps, built in GPS, etc.)

Ben: How hot will it be tomorrow?
John: There's an app for that.
Ben: Curse this bimbophone!

by angelbunny90 November 3, 2010

bimanual synkinesis

Mirror Hands. A neurological condition. What one hand does, the other copies.

Oops, sorry I grabbed your boob, I was going for my drink. Must be my bimanual synkinesis.

by caradea August 2, 2012

Bimes

Is another word for flexing or a rich persons belongings and them wearing or showing them off.

"Sorry for biming fam"

"mate have you seen Jason's bimes? their crazy he is biming them all over school."

by Cluckr September 9, 2018

Bimmer Fag

A douchebag that thinks that BMW's are the greatest cars of all time. Bimmer Fag's will often talk about how fast their 325i's are, and how "stanced out their ride is."

Bimmer Fag #1: Yo broseph, I just put my stock 525 on bags, and that shit looks hella clean bro, you know bro?

Bimmer Fag #2: No way broseidon, how about my completely factory 323i, shit is looking hella flush with my CCW wheels, bro. Lets go pick up some fat fucking slimeball bitches and fuck 'em in our cars.

Bimmer Fag #1: Yo, good idea bro-beans! Lets fuck eachother's assholes awhile.

by turb0nikka April 18, 2018

Bimbo

A woman with very little traditional book smarts airhead but with enough social intelligence to realize that being an attractive girl is all they need to get ahead in life pussy power. They come in all shapes and sizes but the most traditional is overtly spray tanned, with big hair (typically dead from over straightening), massive breasts (even if fake), small waist, wide hips, Botox face and over plumped lips. Looks like a blowup sex-doll.

Bryce: “Nicole tries too hard to hard to fit traditional beauty standards and is dumb as a brick, she barely got into U of A...”
Sophia: “Bryce, your sister is a bimbo”
Bryce: “Well, how does she always get invited to trips to Cabo by rich frat guys?“
Sophia: “I’m not gonna lie to you Bryce, your sister would even let YOU titty-fuck her if you offered her a free flight to Cabo ... and she’d suck your dick each and every day for an open bar”

by Underwhelming Victory May 18, 2020