betterest

the best, its better than better, it's the betterest!!

"my dead baby collection is the betterest"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Better than you

I am better than you in every way. Whether it be in looks, intelligence, humor, prestige or social standing.

I am better than you.

You: Hi! How are you today?

Me: Better than you.

by SensualOne August 29, 2012

you better

Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from:

You would be better off if you...
You would be better to ...
You'd be better...
You'd better...
You better...

Sometimes as a threat, a person will mistakingly say "you had better...", but the uncontracted version is "would" not "had".

You better get started on that paper if it's gonna be done by Monday.

You better be in this house when the street lights come on.

You better put them trash cans up on the porch, so's the dogs ain't gettin in 'em.

by Coell April 18, 2006

Better Call Saul

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by booty_mcanus_3001 December 13, 2022

Bacon makes everything better

AD for a shirt that keeps coming up on this website.

AD: Bacon makes everything better
Me: GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Me: I should post a definition

by I am jesus in a box April 4, 2010

better than chuck norris

Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee

bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.

by Bruce Lee is better than chuck norris October 30, 2007

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004