Dirty Bennett

to kiss your brother in formal fashion while in possession of a sex doll being used by your pet corgi.

I performed a Dirty Bennett on Doyle, it was hot

by jackbutterstick April 4, 2022

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The Bennetts

The Bennetts are a group of fanatical gaelic footballers both players and followers of the great gaelic footbal club Fenagh GFC in Co.Carlow Ireland. Their chant can be heard the country over "Go On the Moll Bennetts ....Its a cool sort of thing".
A Moll Bennett fan is cultured and refined with a great sense of purpose and a indepth understanding of the finer subtle cultural nuancee that are required when interacting with lessr communities such as Myshall and the like...

"I say aren't the Bennetts doing splendidly this year i think they might be in with a shout come the championship this year"

by jasperotoole January 13, 2004

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Mat Bennett

to spend money frivoulously, take an action without anythought of the consequence, be too much, or any of the above to a woo a girl

Man, I’m going to pull a mat bennett on this chick.

The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.

by hegh420 November 9, 2021

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Bennett

BENNETT IS THE BEST (AND I MEAN BEST) BRO EVER!! He is always coming up with crazy creative and exciting ideas. The world will never know how he is able to execute them. His mind is an intricate and important part of him, you'll never truly know what's going on and can count on Bennett to surprise you. He is the funniest person ever with a very specific humor. Always enthusiastic about what's happening in life and wanting to share with others. His stories might sound like a comedy sketch since his life is are surreal. Bennett may remind you of your childhood happy moments, he brings an adorable sense of purity and wholeness to every interaction. Able to put words to what people usually can't describe, he will take you on the most mind blowing adventures and deep talks of your life. Understanding and truth is important to Bennett, he believes in saying what you mean and meaning what you say. Though a very skeptical and real person he looks to the bright side of life. Bennett will see possibilities where others see only failure. He can make anything happen when he decides it is worth doing. If you're a friend of Bennett's count yourself lucky. You get to experience an irreplaceable, intensely caring, silly, and driven dude tell you about all his ideas for hours and hours. He will change the way you think and help you grow in unimaginable ways. Bennett is the bestest friend ever and is perfect the way he is.

"Bennett, my brohemian rhapsody, my brokyo drift, my jabronie, I love you so much and you are the best brother ever."

"Your favorite shows are Sponge-Bob, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Psych, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Friends, AND Parks and Rec??! You must be Bennett to have such good taste in TV."

"I didn't fart, my butt blew you a kiss." - Quote from Bennett

"Wow! I miss Bennett so much! If he were here... I would be having a better time."

"The song Mask Off is playing. Bennett must be nearby."

"No matter how he changes or grows, Bennett will always have a home to come back to."

by sharkteef February 9, 2022

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