spotted beaver

A vagina/pussy that is covered with freckles

Guy 1: "Dude, did you sink it last night?"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"

by Hunter Beavers June 04, 2011

Prison Beaver

A man prisoner's goatee

Tell that jerk to shut his prison beaver

by Milosivich January 18, 2009

Beaver Pelt

When your golf shot results in a huge grass divot which resembles a hairy beaver (vagina).

Michael left a nice 70's style beaver pelt on that last shot! Hefner would be proud.

by Respn April 22, 2017

beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

by Jamoca May 05, 2003

Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Beaver Whacker

The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.

"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"

by The True King of England October 19, 2007

Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.

It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.

by Evil weirdsmith October 29, 2017