J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.

If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.

by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010

Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.

I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!

by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011

Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.

Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.

by claymenia April 23, 2011

Kill Blocking

when you see someone on your team sniping in COD and you go sit in front of them and take the kills

"hey dude move out of my way you are kill blocking me"

by quimcicle May 23, 2012

box blocking

Female equivalent of cock blocking. To hinder a girl's chances of a sexual encounter.

Mary had to sit between me and the guy I was interested in and talk about her ex. She keeps box blocking me!

by Savannah4u November 13, 2013

talk blocking

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible

Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.

by moniker1979 June 13, 2014

Flock Blocking

Preventing religious figures from converting others.

I like to shadow Jehovah witnesses and when people finally let them in run up and make a big scene to scare them off, I call it flock blocking

by UnReal Definition November 21, 2014