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Ballbagist

A slang term used to describe someone you don't like or makes a total fool of themselves can be used as a subsititute for dick, douche etc.
Guy: That guy is being such a ballbagist

Girl: Yes he is
by Automatic <3 October 4, 2010
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ballblocker

One who's balls are perfectly tuned to block the frequency range utilised by the wireless standard IEEE 802.11.
Yo dawg your mum is such a ballblocker
by captainballblock February 21, 2011
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ballbait

an attractive substance coating the scrotum, most men in the age group of 14-35 will experience the secretion of ballbait.
Jimmy's penis was covered with extreme amounts of ballbait
by Kandy348957238975 April 27, 2011
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ballbagonitis

The suffering of a sever case of being a ball bag, and generally fucking up everything you attempt, but at the same time having your head so far up your own arse that you can't actually see that you piss off the world around you. Inspired by working along side Jim Officer for 2 years. Commonly abbreviated to nitis.
"fuck that guys a ballbag"

"He's worse that that, he's got ballbagonitis"
"yeah, he looks like a fucking usless cunt"

Seeing your workmate miss a nail or mis-cut a bit of timber etc... "good one nitis, do you want me to get a school girl to show you how to hit a nail?"
by 81Delta June 9, 2011
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Ballbooter

A woman who uses sneaky dramatic tactics to enhance her sexual encounters with internet, smartphones websites, and often lies to the guy she is with in order to continue her putrid existence until the guy has confronting evidence of her lowly existence, which she denies, then suddenly moves onto the next guy. Often these women use their children, and say things like, "Oh, you are the first one in ten years."
Friedrich: Hey Jerry, did you hear about Ginny?
Jerry: No, dude, what did she do now?
Friedrich: Man, she did it again. Got some guy to believe she was a celibate chaste by using those ballbootertease tactics again, and when the dude found out about her past, she started to cry.
Jerry: Yeah, she is such a ballbooter. How does she get away with it? Guess ballbooters know how to find chaste dudes!
Friedrich: Yeah, ballbooter logic. Yeah, ballbooter logic.
by Sertyardheart February 21, 2013
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Ballbaction

A compound word made from the words "balls", "back", and "action". Ballbaction is when one male playfully accepts a piggyback or shoulder ride from someone, and instead of mounting them smoothly and majestically, slams their testicles into the back of the person giving the ride.
He just wanted a piggyback, but ended up giving John ballbaction.
by thatpaintballguy November 12, 2013
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ballbaday

when your penis wet in the toilet because the water is to high or your balls are to low
In school i sometimes ballbaday
by I am ugly February 10, 2014
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