to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre
by Manuel Eagles January 15, 2012
'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'
by mangorice July 21, 2015
Someone who tells his mates he’s gonna destroy someone either verbally or physically.But when he actually sees that someone,he kisses their arse..A blustering,spineless gobshite
Hey i hear Stephen’s gonna go and tell the manager he’s out of order and report him..’No way,he’s all bark and no bite the old bluster bollocks’
by Johnb34 March 18, 2018
Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools
by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019
Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be
Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.
Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
by Really long words February 02, 2022
British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.
Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...
Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"
Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"
by BrooksyBoy March 04, 2016
That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.
by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010