Bert Bowes Junior Secondary School

a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble

bert bowes junior secondary school's

teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.

teacher #2 : what about this kid?

Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him

Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!

by i can't wait to graduate June 10, 2009

Heavy Bertation

Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.

Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.

by ironic777 March 4, 2011

Berry Down Syndrome

The irrational belief by employers and supervisors that making use of a BlackBerry phone during the business day will result in a lack of productivity. Micro managers are usually afflicted by this disorder.

Susie: I'm off. I'm going to call my friend for a ride home.
Jojo: Down. Susie, down. Down. Put it down.
Susie: What the hell are you talking about?
Jojo: Down, berry down. Put it down. Down, put the berry down. Down, put it down. Down. Down.
Susie: You have Berry Down Syndrome, get help!

by Jocko Tam July 18, 2009

Berted

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.

I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.

by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010

bertation

The emotion felt when a favorite performer does not meet expectations at an award ceremony, despite multiple nominations.

Sometimes spelled, "burtation" or "bertasion".

Well a very very heavay-uh-heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.

by OregonMyOregon March 5, 2011

poon berry

(n) - poon, or vulva that possesses genital warts (berries)

I was watching this sensual French film and my wang was as hard as a prosthetic leg until I noticed her poon berry.

by halfincher April 9, 2014

Halle Berry

Black Coffee with lots of Cream and Sugar

He always orders a Halle Berry at the coffee stand.

by kikidakis March 17, 2010