Noun, A girl who loves anal sex; a woman who lets you put your giant sake in her "chamber of secrets"
by mingus6912, jester January 2, 2009
Get the Basilisk mug.After a certain while, Netflix takes up your life and you focus all of your attention to it. At this point in time, it turns into baeflix.
"Baeflix is life."
by Smokeeeee August 10, 2014
Get the baeflix mug.This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
by barber6 July 13, 2009
Get the pap baffle mug.a Russian Blue who is passionate about hunting. He usually disappeared out to nowhere and will only run straight back when his name is being called in a certain tone.
girl calling out at the back courtyard: Basil (tone 1)...Basil(tone 2)...Basil(tone 3)...Basil (tone 4)...
Neighbour: geez, Basil, just go back to her!!!!
Neighbour: geez, Basil, just go back to her!!!!
by Basil Vladimir Alexander August 24, 2012
Get the Basil mug.So ugly that your parents do not even want to look at you, so you must stay in the basement your whole life. Basely is a step above homely on the ugly scale. No one can be uglier than a basely person. If you are basely you sometimes have suicidal tendencies, but you are often also dumb enough to find the right tools to kill yourself. In a nut shell your as ugly as shit left on a baboon's hairy asshole.
by the.true.t.jones July 17, 2011
Get the Basely mug.A skank who loiters around at bars waiting for guys she doesn't know to buy her drinks. More times than not once this skank is pretty sauced up she will end up leaving with one of these men and getting plowed.
by Basmagy69 June 26, 2017
Get the Barfly mug.An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for
Bored
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Everything I
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Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing
Largely at
Everything I
Do
by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017
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