Jack Borgman

A bot who isn't funny. He will close your computer and he cheats at local multiplayer games. Can also be used as an adjective, means a cheating bot.

Oh, that guy. He is SUCH a Jack Borgman.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

King Borglor

The act of Taking a massive shit in someone’s toilet. You then use so much toilet paper you clog up the toilet and leave a shelf in it. You then piss in the toilet to make everything float a little more. You place a whopper from Burger King on the wrapper unfold it to show it’s glory and place a crown around it.

Yo I left a perfect King Borglor at Lex’s house last night. He’s going to be pissed...

by Tmmotr April 9, 2021

Carlo Borgonovo

By far the best European defender in basketball history. With a strong auto-irony and a charming character he is one of the most pleasant people you can talk to.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.

"domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"

"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"

by jesusmortus April 22, 2022

Trevor borgfjord

Trevor is a great guys who everyone looks up to, especially his friends ally, ty, and elena

Wow that trevor borgfjord is fantastic

by Scott laine May 4, 2022

Cry-Borg

A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.

Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE

by Zip Purr-head July 16, 2022

Bjorn Borg

A cat, the slayer of worlds, shitter of beds, mewer of meows, the end of all.

Why did you shit on my bed?
Bjorn Borg: *You know why mortal"

by alanregistered December 25, 2022

wardo's borg

Wardo's borg juice is a borg made with cherry vodka, 7-up, grenadine, and lime juice. Tastes absolutely delicious and will get you fucked up. Usually drunken with 2-8 people.

Frank: yo, have you tried wardo's borg juice
Peggy: yea, the borg was amazing and I'm lowkey buzzin

by jmoney6921 October 17, 2022