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Big alarm

A codename used for someone (usually a woman/girl) who has a big ass, hence BIG alarm..,,

When you see a nice girl with a big butt you say to friends : Ooohh Big Alarm is here
Jonas: Look on my left, Big Alarm
Aleks: Mmmm it's so big!
by relaxo June 2, 2005
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german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.
The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.
by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008
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alary

Just your average white girl. Living the Pumpkin Spice dream. She strives to be different but falls short and settles back into her Ugg boots sipping a Chai. She dreams of finding a dreamy character from a fictional show, and hopes to copulate with him/her as well.

In essence, Alary is a bichin bitch who love bitches, and bitches about bitches like a lil bitch.

Creative, cliche, catty.

The end.
"Who is that bad bitch over there?"

"The One with the Hair?"

"Yea"

"Oh that's Alary"

"Damn, I'd Smash"
by magentamirage September 28, 2014
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Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.
better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off
by doubledrat April 20, 2008
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car alarm

a cerent sound that is fuckin anoying when your watchin your favorite show late at night a car alarm goes off for like 46min
so I was watchin summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook
by Plays with squarrils July 18, 2006
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awlarse

Noun. A contemptible person. Also auldarse, allarse. Possibly from old arse. (Merseyside British use)
"You can be such an awlarse at times!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
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aularse

An aularse-(TERM FROM LIVERPOOL,UK.)-there may be various spellings knocking about-is a person, male or female and regardless of any age or other deciding factors, who is seen to be reneging on a deal or doing something they said they NEVER would.
Pronounced owl-arse.
Known to be even worse than `an Indian giver`, that is someone who gives a present only to ask back for it when they find it`s true wealth, or ask for it`s return if you have fallen out with them.
An aularse is a very low person who cannot keep a deal or a promise as they are too selfish.
"He said he was going to give me the money back that he owes me today,yet when I rang him to ask where it was he said he had spent it on a new shirt to go out without tonight so I called him an aularse."
by Michaelk August 29, 2008
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