Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

by doubledrat April 20, 2008

salad rotter

the drawer in the bottom of your refridgerator where you place vegetation to rot down before throwing it away.

where shall I put the lettuce?
in the salad rotter

by doubledrat April 20, 2008