alary

Just your average white girl. Living the Pumpkin Spice dream. She strives to be different but falls short and settles back into her Ugg boots sipping a Chai. She dreams of finding a dreamy character from a fictional show, and hopes to copulate with him/her as well.

In essence, Alary is a bichin bitch who love bitches, and bitches about bitches like a lil bitch.

Creative, cliche, catty.

The end.

"Who is that bad bitch over there?"

"The One with the Hair?"

"Yea"

"Oh that's Alary"

"Damn, I'd Smash"

by magentamirage September 28, 2014