assicalwiper

A jolly old butt wiper that spends most of there days sucking ass and toes

You stupid jolly old assicalwiper

by Sticckynotes December 28, 2023

assicle

That little thing that sticks out between the penis and the hole. On the perineum. That little thing that wags when you're excited.

I think my assicle has fallen asleep... grunts Those benches in there are so, so hard. They could at least throw on a few animal skins.

by Solo Amadeus February 7, 2026

Assical

A magical ass.

My partner took a picture of my ass. They said it was assical, and that it needed to be admired.

by RarelyShowsUp July 17, 2025

asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola October 30, 2008

Arsicle

What a guys anus feels like when he goes outside naked in the middle of a snowstorm with his cheeks spread apart!!!

Whenever I wear these Dollar Store undies, I feel like I got arsicles in me poo hole!

by Dude_40Asswhole January 15, 2009

Asickle

a mixture of "asparagus" and "pickle" used to describe an icky looking boy.

Girl 1: "Oh fuckme, that asickle keeps talking to me."

Girl 2: "Oh gross, George?"

Girl 1: "Yeah..."

Girl 2: "HAHAHAHA what an asickle."

by cutiefacee February 25, 2009

Asscelerate

What the turtle driver in front of you does once you are able to pass him.

That dude was going 30 on the solid line; when we hit the 4-lane you can bet he's going to asscelerate.

by Badmeeker December 9, 2009