Asshat

A short little man who lives in his mom's basement that pretends he's a well-respected world renowned sports writer, when in fact - he's just a douche who thinks too highly of himself. Suffers from little-man syndrome.

James Rowe is a fucking asshat

by douchebagmcgee69 July 23, 2019

Asshat

One who urinates on another mans truck after too many White Claws. Typically guys named Paul.

I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat

by GrandCentralLaughter October 4, 2019

asseatingwhitch

Lyla Reed

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?

by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019

Asshat

A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.

Ted's always butting in conversations when nobody asked his opinion. What an asshat.

by NateJ3000 January 23, 2020

Asseatingmachine

Eat ass and eat shit becUse yes

My dad acts like a asseatingmachine around my sister

by Noppnoel February 6, 2020

asscratchedly

1. To be in ones state of scratching-ass

2. Urban slang for butter pecan ice cream

1. When your butt just can’t stop itching and it feels superb. “Im asscratchedly right now, and it is amazing.”

2. Do you want some asscratchedly ice cream

by ezp12345 February 10, 2020

Asswater

1. The pronunciation that many people from Appalachia use when saying “ice water“.

2. Aqueous hydrogen sulfide that smells like rotten eggs from putrefied organic matter in your well or a build-up of the gas in your hot water heater.

Customer: Do you serve Coke products?
Waitress: Sorry hun, we only have sweet tea, Mountain Dew, and asswater right now.
Customer: -looks confused-

Wow, this place is great except for the asswater that comes out of the tap! I can’t wait to bathe in that!

by Puppet Villain June 30, 2020