app horder

Someone who has a bunch of nonsense apps on their phone such as a clock app or camera app.

dude, mike is such an app horder. He spent 10 minutes looking for temple run on his phone

by cjwolfy May 13, 2014

Scone app the beef

When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam

Gf just cookin' up a lil' somethin' somethin', DoNt mInd IF I do ;)))), Scone app the beef

by Realgangstermynigga December 6, 2016

bon app-a-queef

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).

"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."

by fedewolfie December 10, 2016

APP

alternative party plan

Lets APP tonight!

by hihihohohuhu November 4, 2018

appe raisio

a gangster man who is funny and heart warmer

katy: o did you see that boy
melissa: yes i wish that could be my man
susan: i think he is appe raisio

by appe raisio July 17, 2017

zombie app

An unwanted app, usually pre-installed by the manufacturer, that cannot be uninstalled or disabled no matter how much the user attempts to get rid of it.
Zombie in the sense of "undead".
See also bloatware.

Google Play Newsstand is totally a zombie app.

by fayefujiko July 26, 2017

app

a digital corporate sphincter whose only function is to spew an unrelenting shitspout of projectile spammorhea in one's face, mixed with partially-digested chunks of redundant content from the web.

For every app that helps you get laid, there are a thousand more for burger chains or butthole lozenges.

by Stustudio August 5, 2017