Alaniis

An incredible, amazing person that when you meet them, you will want to be with them your whole life. She (or he?!) are beautiful, fun, caring, funny, and great to be around. When you talk to them, your heart will stop altogether, as you realize that they are perfect.

Nick: Man, I had the greatest weekend of my life talking to Alaniis.

Mike: Whatever, dude. I heard she cheated on, like, 7 guys.

Nick: You should shut the hell up, you don't even know her.

by InfernoGuy29 November 8, 2010

alana champion

coolest bitch eva
best friends with lily rose depp (johnny depp & vanessa paradis' daughter

"have you heard of Alana Champion? She's so sick!"

"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"

by missgloryhole69 February 3, 2019

Alan Keyes

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.

Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.

by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005

Alan Cross

Ths biggest music nerd in all of Canada (maybe the world). His show ,The On-Going History Of New Music, is aired on almost every rock radio station in Canada. He can also play the drums and has published a few books.

The On-Going History Of New Music with Alan Cross is the best radio show ever!!!!!!!!!

by SDMALO December 13, 2006

Alan Choi07

A highly intelligent dog of chinese descent. Usually known as ChoiChoi to humans. Alan Choi07 has displayed immense intellect by displaying the capability to converse in both English and dog language. Due to the misunderstood threat that Alan Choi07 can pose to the chinese authorities, it has been neutered.

Alan Choi07 on his capacity for foreign language ; "Meow"

by arieslazarel July 8, 2009

Alan Gage

(n) the lowest of low on the n00b scale; the most undeserving of the jet pack in Ice Cream Man; the player with the lowest rating in Team Swat; the most Balstic player ever

Alan Gage, no jet pack for you!

by Buddy S :) October 15, 2010

Alan Velasquez

A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.

Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.

by Guerinpridewoo April 26, 2011