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Amazon hangover

When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.
The Amazon hangover is real. I spent over $100 last night
by Robot0 October 11, 2023
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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023
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Amazon

Let's waste our money on Amazon!
by wassup bees October 28, 2019
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Amazon lust

That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.
I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.
by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021
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Amazon!

When you throw a bottle of water that is partially full in the trash from a distance. like how people say "Kobe!" when they shoot for trash.
Jake threw a half full Gatorade bottle in the trash from across the room and yelled "Amazon!" Amazon is a company that works it's employees without appropriate bathroom breaks causing them to pee in water bottles.
by Leslie Nielsen October 17, 2021
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Amazon slaves

Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.
Wow those Amazon slaves I felt pity of them
by Hippoliver August 10, 2022
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