Alyssa

She is the most wicked awesome girl you'll ever meet. Her enneagram number is 3 for sure. Her lookalike animal is a panda, and she loves climbing trees. She is a true Gryffindor.

Alyssa, I love you! You are the greatest.

Love, your friend Maggles

"Alyssa, Alyssa. Why you eating those branches? You panda."

by BarfKnuckles February 20, 2021

Alyssa

A very nice, intelligent, and cute girl, that is very well structured and has two feet in front of her. She’s one of the only girls you’ll need on the planet, as she is always kind and gentle. She never really knows what boy is right for her and she always has boys trailing her trying to break her heart.

1st dude, “Is that an Alyssa?” 2nd dude “I bet it is, look at her confidence” 1st dude *faints*

by *Snapchat* May 26, 2019

Alyssa

a short funsized friend uwu

wow shes so short! must be an alyssa

by LULUUUUUUUUOOOOO June 21, 2021

Alyssa

A hoe with no ass and no boobs

Name a girl who is a hoe Alyssa

by deejgd December 6, 2017

Alyssa

Bitch

Wow Alyssa is such a bitch

by Mo-nica May 5, 2019

Alyssa

A stupid bitch

Hey Johnny did you talk to alyssa recently?

Johnny: Nah shes a stupid bitch

by 69er4life April 9, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a dreamy yet down to earth girl. You'd think that's impossible, but that's what she is.

Alyssa is the girl you'd want to be your best friend. She's outgoing and funny, and she always puts others first. When she wants something, she never says it. She either buys it for herself, or lives with out it. She's always modest and she's willing to do anything you ask of her.

Alyssa is the most beautiful girl, she has the grace of an angel and she almost seems like one herself. She is sometimes mystical and almost like a legend. She is a great listener and will always be there for you.

Cherish her if you have one.

"She's like an angel!"

"Yep that's Alyssa for you!"

by ShootHoops19 March 18, 2020