Skip to main content

alternative medicine

Stuff that is not medicine, and has no medicinal properties, but conspiracy theorists and other dumbasses insist is the REAL medicine, because the entire healthcare field is a sham, or something, and the knowledge of people from 500-1000 years ago when they didn't even have toilets is superior to modern science.
Don't listen to those Big Pharma quacks telling you to get radiation treatment for your cancer, here, drink this soup of tree bark and lemongrass, it's alternative medicine.
by q359 July 25, 2023
mugGet the alternative medicine mug.

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
mugGet the alternative facts mug.

Alternative Physics

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.
by Bane3 July 14, 2024
mugGet the Alternative Physics mug.

alternative encouragement

We provided alternative encouragement to help Joe's productivity. "Stop being such a pussy and get back to work."
by sm@$h September 11, 2023
mugGet the alternative encouragement mug.

alternativecation

That building was made with alternativecation
by Tmod1147 February 8, 2024
mugGet the alternativecation mug.

Alternative

Fortunes very alternative
by Hewishrjaihreb November 8, 2023
mugGet the Alternative mug.

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December
I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.
by Delays April 15, 2024
mugGet the Alternative NNN Calendar mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email