Abbey

A fun girl, usually short with light colored hair. She rejects aquard people and can always take a joke. extremely sarcastic, almost to a fault. Has a rockin' bod and always makes her self presentable, never sloppy. is a good friend and can keep a secret.

Man, i need more Abbey friends in my life.

by TheAbsolute October 18, 2010

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Alber

When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.

S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!
S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.
A: Just pick me up later.
S: ...awww fuck.

by faudrook March 19, 2009

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wet albert

insertion of the arm into the anus, spreading the fingers.

also see moist albert, wet adam and wet conjugate

She gave him a wet albert last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

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Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.

Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.

by EP39 October 16, 2014

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