Southern Alberta Snake Technique

The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.

"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"

by M4rineRalstin3 July 7, 2022

Albert Einstein Maneuver

While being under 30 years of age, fucking someone whom is the age of Albert Einstein when he died

Dude your mom is great at the Albert Einstein Maneuver

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Alberter

The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.

“I’m sorry did you just say alberter?”

by Jack of all trades January 17, 2020

ASC Alberta Subaru Club Canada

"Alberta Subaru Club"

Subaru enthusiast club for the region of Alberta, Canada.

Known as ASC

ASC Alberta Subaru Club canada, Albertasubaruclub.com

by Syph3r August 24, 2007

Flamingo / Albert

A YouTuber who has 7 million+ subscribers on youtube , and has made a lot of well known memes.

Hey dude, did you see Flamingo / Albert 's

new vid today

by StillChill September 8, 2020

Alberto

A Flying Hamster.

dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.

alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak

by man, wtf? February 22, 2009

Edson, Alberta

A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here

Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?

Person Two: uggg... kill...me...

Person Three: He real bacon for real

by DreamsicleBacon February 5, 2012