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Crippling Nicotine Addiction

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen
Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
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Addiction

A complete fallacy.

A word created by weak willed people for weak willed people to use as a way of avoiding responsibility for the things they do that they're not proud of, but continue to do regardless of the damage it causes.

Most likely created by psychiatrists who wanted a word they could use as a scapegoat, to hide their own shortcomings.
One of my pals, whom I've known since school, didn't have the balls to say, "No!" to my other idiot friends when they offered him drugs for the first time and even though his teeth are now brown/falling out, his breath stinks and he has no real friends anymore, he will continue doing drugs and when people ask why he's such a dumbass, he'll just say, "It's not my fault, I'm an addict!" and people will accept that at face value because they have been taught/fed that "Addiction" is a real phenomenon and they cannot tell the difference between a chemical dependency, habitual obsession or self-medicating.
by Arcca-Daton May 4, 2010
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addiction

Something people claim is unhealthy when not applied to them. In reality, it is very healthy and even good for the soul.
"You really should quit eating those! You clearly have an addiction"
-"Oh, like you're one to talk."
by Cyn-i-cal August 10, 2008
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Netflix Addictionz

The obsessions of usually a guy who is couch-locked for hours watching funny shit on Netflix or sometimes other streaming services, because his friends are out getting wasted after turning 21
Jake the white boy: yo where’s Stevie at? Did he get Covid?

Tyrone: Nah, he’s infected with Netflix Addictionz
by White Boy Smokes Weed December 22, 2020
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Eden Falls Addiction

A sad but true ailment where all you can discuss are Dogs and Angels and Secret Agents and how Leo was savagely lynched in week 2 by an angry mob although innocent!
Ever since Eden Falls began, I've been suffering from Eden Falls Addiction. Now that it's ended, I suffer even more.
by Valerie Adams November 6, 2003
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Case Clicker Addiction

Most Roblox Players Get This Addiction Because They Play Case Clicker So Much, This Addiction First Started When Two Small Youtubers XaydenPlayz And ISoToxic Started Recording This Game So Much That It Became A Udder Nuisance And The Game Died. Life Lesson Never Play Roblox Case Clicker Too Much
John: Hey did you hear about Jim?
Tim: Yeah I think he has Case Clicker Addiction
John: Probably
by XaydenPlayz May 12, 2019
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Symphonic band auditions

Nervousness incarnate where 70% of the people who make it are favorites or the teacher is evil
Man I'm so nervous for my symphonic band auditions
by Wisdomdagger May 17, 2019
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